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|Friday, April 7th, 2023|
|Insert random comments here!
Think of this as your Inbox to yours truly for any comments you so wish to pass on to me.
This is a public post and comments are screened (please state if you wish your comments to remain screen if they are).
Current Mood: accomplished
|Sunday, March 5th, 2023|
Whenever people ask me what I want for Christmukkah-Yule, my Birthday any random holiday or semi-significant time of the year or simply just because, I honestly can't think of a good enough answer 99 times out of 100. I'm just not the sort of person who craves stuff, per se.
But, for the sake of myself and anyone else wanting to buy me stuff, I'll give you this here linky thing to go look through at your leisure.
There's not much on there right now, but any time I see something online and go "Ooh, that looks so shiney, but I can't justify spending [cost of random object here] on myself," I can simply add it to my wish list so that someone else can go buy it instead, should they so desire. I'll also forward date this so it'll be at the top of my list of posts too...
I should also add a link to my Amazon Wish List as well, shouldn't I? :)
Current Mood: pleased
|Thursday, March 15th, 2012|
|Anyone looking for a new place to move into in west London?
While I'd very much like to stay in the flat I am now in Acton (I hate moving house), my flatmate has decided to move out in mid-April.
So, I'm looking for someone to step in an cover the other half of the rent (£600pcm), plus half the bills. It's a two bedroom, two bathroom, gas centrally heated terraced flat with a kitchen and living room between each bedroom and an attic-cum-storage room above the living room.
The flat's location is great, within walking distance of Acton Town Underground and South Acton Overground Stations, as well as bus routes (207/607) towards Shepherds Bush and the N11 night bus that runs from Ealing Broadway to Liverpool Street Station and back. I terms of shopping, Acton High Street is 10 minutes walk away, with plenty of shop small and large, including a sizeable Morrison's.
I'm a 38 year old bi, poly, kinky, alternative-ish easy going guy, so it would be great to find an equally drama-free flatmate to share the place with.
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|Thursday, September 8th, 2011|
|Wednesday, April 9th, 2008|
|Sex sex sex...
The number of posts I see on the sextips LJ Community that go, I'm [having difficulty cumming/not getting laid enough/don't feel sexy enough/can't please my partner/think I'm weird/have difficulty talking about sex with my partner/insert other random issue/select as applicable] yadda yadda yadda...
So, as a service to
my friends the world, I'm copying and pasting the last comment I added to a post on the above community for all the world to share...
"Good sex, IMHO, is about being intimate with your partner, enjoying each other physically, emotionally and sexually. Orgasms only last a few seconds - why get hung up on them? Before you go sailing off on the Great Quest for the mythical Holy Grail of Orgasms, bear in mind that it's not the destination, but the path journeyed that brings you greatest experience and joy.
Take your time. Relax. Cuddle, snuggle and huggle each other. A lot. Kiss, french kiss and make out like there's no tomorrow - clothed or naked it's entirely up to you and your partners. Stop to smell the roses. Take your time. Enjoy the sensations and sensuousness of each and every passing moment you spend in each other's company in bed together. Play together - kiss, touch, stroke, nibble, scritch, scratch, lick, blow, suck, caress, fondle, massage, cuddle, hug and savour each other's bodies. Enjoy each and every sexual act for what it is, not for the fact that you might have an orgasm or bestow one up on your partner."
Current Mood: accomplished
|Tuesday, March 18th, 2008|
|Update of sorts
Just an update to the latest LJ Censorship fiasco - I got this message from LJ staffer marta that hit my Inbox at 04:09 UTC this morning:-
"Thank you for contacting us about this matter.
We became aware of an issue which involved the most popular interests list over this past weekend. The list has been restored to the proper format today.
We apologize, and this will not happen again. It was never the intention to insult anyone or to make a judgment on the content of these interests."
By "an issue" by they mean they've realised how badly they fscked up again..?
Current Mood: bitchy
|Wednesday, March 12th, 2008|
|Look! A bandwagon!
I've commented on someone else's and now I'm obligated to post it myself. It's the law of cyberspace. It must be followed.
Also, I could use a good ego boost. ;-)
Behold, the Question of the Day:
There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.
So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.
The rules are simple.
If you want to fuck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying [something along the lines of] "I'd fuck you." But, you have to post this in your journal in exchange.
Marvel at the replies.
Current Mood: curious
|Meme for further procrastination
Gakked from mama_hogswatch - 'tis all her fault I am distracted so. Honest.
If you were able to spend one night with me*, what 5 things would you want to do?
Then repost this in your journal and see what people want to do with you!
Comments are screened and will likely remain that way. (Say if you don't mind others reading)
* And no, they don't have to be sexual. *smirk*
Current Mood: curious
|Gakked from mutiple sources.
Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, thoughts on yaoi, favorite type of underwear, graphic techniques, etc. Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other.
Current Mood: chipper
|Monday, February 18th, 2008|
|Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008|
|Friday, January 18th, 2008|
|Question Meme gakked from everywhere!
"Because we never really know each other as well as we think, in response to this post I'd like you to ask a question. Anything about which you are curious, anything you feel you ought to know about me. Silly, serious, personal, fannish. Ask away. Then copy this to your own journal, and see what people don't know about you.
Comments screened for your protection though I'm happy to unscreen them, and I reserve the right to answer in personal email.
I also reserve the right to ask you something in return...you are warned!
Current Mood: curious
|Monday, December 17th, 2007|
I'm going to Hell...
Take the Seven Deadly Sins
Quiz Current Mood: amused
|Wednesday, December 12th, 2007|
|Coz I'm bored too!
Stolen from rich_redcap...
Comments screened, to protect the not-so-innocent. ;)
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Have sex on the first date?
14. Would you kiss me during sex?
15. Do you think I would be good in bed?
16. Would you use me as a booty call?
17. Can I use you as a booty call?
18. Can we take pictures of the act?
19. How long would we have sex?
20. Would you tell your friends about me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
22. Can I un-screen your entry if it's cute/funny?
Current Mood: curious
|Friday, December 7th, 2007|
|Important questions answered.
I had a few questions posed of me by a friend. The answers are very very important for the future of mankind. As a consequence, I thought I'd share them with you...
"Vitamin C does not stop, or even help, you from catching colds and flus, but it does help you recover from both faster - do remember to keep warm, eat well and drink plenty of fluids to further aid in your recovery therefrom.
I'm sorry, but have no idea who ate all of your gummi bears. It probably wasn't me, as I prefer most of the other stuff in Haribo Star Mix - cola bottles and fried eggs especially! :)
The superglue is stuck down the back of sofa. Irrevocably. Sorry.
Picking up the cat with kid gloves and placing him or her on an especially comfy cushion may, just may, avoid waking them. It's a wise precaution to continue wearing riot gear while testing this theory...
The length of time it will take to get to sleep after making (and, we're assuming here, drinking all of) another cup of coffee is exactly the same as the length of that random piece of string that keeps running away from Schroedinger's cat when it escapes from the box.
Hope this helps!
Current Mood: productive
|Thursday, December 6th, 2007|
Since I've replied to it at least once now, I'd better do the posting it part of this meme...
"Describe me in one word...just one single word and leave it in my comments section.
Then post this original message on your journal and see how many strange and interesting things people say about you."
Right, I'm off to get something to eat for lunch, which will, if I'm honest with myself, probably not be exactly healthy for me. Oh yeah, and I need to get a new umbrella too, as mine died on the way into work this morning, being nice enough to give up the ghost just after I got off at Stamford Brook Tube Station so ended up being moist before I got to the office...
|Wednesday, December 5th, 2007|
|A unkindness of ravens
That's my favourite collective noun.
Here's a fun list of lots more. Probably still the most appropriate though is "a pride of lions" however, although "an ambush of tigers" is good too.
Best one at a glance down the page is a "smack of jellyfish." *grynz* Having said that, there's also "tidings of magpies" and two collective nouns for larks - ascension or exaltation.
Most bogglingly of all, there are also eleven - count them - yes, you read that right eleven different collective mouns for rabbits! :)
EDIT: Especially for jensolo, I have to mention "a fesnying of ferrets." I wonder what the derivation of the term "fesnying" is..? *boggles*
Current Mood: literary
|Monday, December 3rd, 2007|
|You can tell I'm bored, can't you?
Current Mood: bored
Your Score: Juniper Berries
You scored 100% intoxication, 50% hotness, 100% complexity, and 75% craziness!
You are Juniper Berries!
You're a drunk. No, really. Cool it with the hooch.
Just kidding. You're really good at adding flavour to boring old life. You can be astringent at times, but once the harshness passes, you're quite relaxing. And you smell good, too.